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Desi parents and the gossip queen




"Honestly, I never saw the saw that I would write this article ..."
                                  -Me in 2020

So... Desi parents. Or Indian parents (for those people who are NOT familiar with internet slang). What about them, right? They are like normal parents, right? (By normal, I mean parents outside India)

Well.... No. Desi parents are NOT like other parents. There are various ways in which one can say that: by their behavior, or their passive aggressiveness, their comparison of you with various other people (like comparing your cousin who is studying in 1st grade with you, who is studying in 10th grade). Look I'm not saying that they are pathetic or anything like that, but when you think about it, they raise you just like how the society wants you to be raised. A great example would include that one auntie who lives next to your house (you know, that gossip vaala auntie) whose son/daughter is the laughing stock of the neighborhood and has already passed their 12th grade and entrance exams and is in a college which is far, far away (but not too far away, coz like the guy/gal didn't get enough marks as to secure a seat in a foreign college).
 Well... Now you'll be like... "Oh that auntie". Yeah, THAT auntie. You know what her problem is, whenever you get spanked, or beaten or getting scolded at,(as you are metaphorically a piece of dough that ought to be beaten up in order to make a good roti) this auntie come up to the wall/gate and gossips about you to your mom. THE NERVE OF THAT BITCH!!!!!! Wow! Now your parents will believe her even though they know that she is pathetic and whatnot and will spank you even more. And you got spanked for having a crush with that one boy/girl in the house next to you, drinking lemonade at the nearby stall ( hey what happened to supporting local businesses?), Eating that cigarette candy among other stuff...



THE END (FOR NOW)

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